If you're looking to get into the games on the site, here's a good place to start. This 45 meg collection offers the very best of the games currently available on the site. With no less than 17 games of genres ranging from shoot em ups and platformers to adventure games and first person shooters.

Contains:
Burn the trash, Clean Asia!, Fractal Fighter, Fuck Space, God Came to the Cave, Illegal Communication, Minubeat, Mondo Agency, Mondo Mecials, MSOIDS, Protoganda, Psychosomnium, Retro II, Seizuredome, Shotgun Ninja, The Design and xWUNG.

How do you defeat an army of attacking enemies without any default means of attacking them? You have them shoot each other. 

In Kryzta the player must rely on cleaver maneuvering to rack up a good highscore. The enemies leave points which has to be assimilated when destroyed. However, collecting points makes the player grow and become an easier target.

This game is not your typical shoot 'em up. There's really no room for bullet dodging here, just blow everything up before it hits you. The game has some very nice explosions.

The game features some slightly obscene imagery, so if you're a bit easily offended, don't play the game. Nothing too bad, just maybe not suitable for kids.

A decent little shoot em up. A retrofied version of Protoganda: Strings basically.

A fun little ninja game. Use your skills to maneuver a grand fortress to get back at your accountant for robbing you of your pride and money. See the readme for controls and more details.

This is a game that works kind of like Sumo wrestling, except you have a gun. Don't let the swarm of enemies push you against the edges of the ring or you will die! Kill them for score, combo kills for bonus scores. Five power-ups and two special weapon pick-ups.

Psychosomnium is a small platform experiment that deals with illogical puzzles and dreamlike scenarios. It's hard to describe without ruining it's charm so give it a try and see for yourself if you are clever enough to get past the obscure puzzles.

Please note that the game is not a prank and that there's a point where the game reaches a real end. Sort of. So don't give up!

You are AGENT-65386. Your superiors believe that someone is plotting to kill the president, but they have no idea who or why. And for some reason, the president seems vital to the world's very existance. It's your task to find out who it is that seeks to destroy everyone so that you can save the world from it's pending doom.

Mondo Agency is a sequel to Mondo Medicals. Features pixel artwork by Cow and music by Aaron Kurtz.

Minubeat is a tiny rythm shmup. There's a "beat" in the background and pressing X or C in sync with it will allow you to release homing bombs and delete all enemy projectiles from the screen. You can also shoot nomrally with Z.

There is a one minute time limit, so you must fight your way to the boss and beat it within sixty seconds.

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This game's graphics were inspired by old movies with special effects made without the use of computers. The gameplay is a fairly straight boss fight flare, with a focus on time, rather than lives.

You start out with three minutes playtime. Defeating a boss gives you an extra fifteen seconds. Being killed deducts forty. If the timer reaches zero, you die. There are two different gameplay modes, "absorb" and "shield".

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This game could be described as an illogical puzzle game played from a first person view, with plenty of bizarre elements. And it's downright evil. Most of the levels are designed to confuse you, and the solutions aren't always that easy to figure out.

Move around with the arrow keys and press Z to interact with stuff (There are in game instructions, but they might not be that easy to interpret). There are eight levels total, good luck beating them all!

This game is kind of a semi-shmup. The only thing keeping it from being a full blown one is that you can't actually shoot... You play by moving the mouse to swing a ball. The ball's attached to a "wire", and both of 'em kill enemies on contact. Be careful of the debris as it's deadly. There are bosses that appear with regular intervals. Make large combos to get good scores!

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Your ship is equipped with extremely destructive weapons, but as usual the enemies are no easy targets either. Hold the Z key for a standard beam, or press the X key to clear bullets caught in your blue beam's path. Use both keys together for a special attack which causes massive damage, but use it with care as this weapon tends to overcraft and may destroy your craft altogether. An online high score submission feature is included, and you can press C to play with an alternative ship.

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The eyes of mankind has decided to leave their hosts and take over the earth. Their first move was to escape to the moon, where they developed their hostile weapon technology. Ten years later they return and forcefully take over some prominent countries in Asia. Thailand and New Korea has both succumb to the hostile threat, while China insists on dealing with the eyes themselves and refuses any helping hands from around the world.

America sends a pair of pilot twins with extroardinary sixth senses to battle against the evil eyes. They both have designed their own space ships that seems to be about the only thing in existance that can be used to battle these terrible fiends.

There are two different pilots to choose from in Clean Asia!, and they both have their own ways of handling hostiles. The first pilot is the choice best suited for people with skills, while the second one is more suitable for beginners.

The first pilot uses a thrust move to destroy pieces of the enemy. These pieces shatter when destroyed, and the shatters can be sucked towards the player, to later be tossed at the next piece of the enemy. The thrust move makes the ship invulnerable during the burst. This makes it ideal for flying through bullets if you're caught in a pinch. Finally, some enemies carry weapons that they drop when shot, pilot one can pick these up and use them against the enemy.

The second pilot is more like a standard shoot 'em up ship. It has unlimited amounts of ammunition, but the strength of the bullets can be upgraded by collecting enemy debris. The ship comes with a charge feature that can fire a deadly burst, but it immobilizes the player while charging, which makes it a gamble to use in some situations. When you have reached a debris count of two hundred or more, you can also release a huge energy blast, that will deal some great damage in all directions. There's also a very handy shield that you can use if you get into a tough situation. This shield drains your debris pretty fast, though, so be careful to pick the right situations to use it.

You can select what stage to play on the map screen. All stages are slightly different from each other, both in appearance and enemy behaviour. You must complete all stages in a row to beat the game.

Clean Asia! was designed for (and won) the Autofire 2007 competition at www.shmup-dev.com, it has three levels and two selectable ships (with distinct controlling differencies and weapons/abillities), fourteen bosses and around ten regular enemies.

You have to keep the main character inside a marked square or lose the game. Point and left click with the mouse to shoot. Use the W, A, S and D keys to move the protagonist around.

Round objects will appear and attempt to knock you off the edge. Unlockable weapons for high scores.

You were on your honeymoon trip with your hot new wife, when a meteor struck her dead. Enraged by sorrow you turn your car into a space ship and venture into space to get revenge on everything you can find.
This is a stylish 2D vertical scrolling shooter. It's got a pretty unique visual style, in that all the graphics are built from small cubes with black outlines. The gameplay is typical for the genre. Blast lots of different aliens and space ships to smitherines. After a while bosses appear, and you get upgrades to tackle the mounting difficulty.

Arrow keys to move, and Z to shoot!

A weird little game. It's not very long, and not very meaningful, but hopefully highly enjoyable. Give it a try if you like adventure games.

Tedfuzz has lost his bananas and he's hellbent on getting his 'nanas back. To his aid he has Tarry (aka Stevenup7002) and his monkey friends. But who's the mystery banana thief? Play the game to the end, to find out!

The game was made as a joke about Tedfuzz. A kid who got himself into trouble by acting stupid and trying to sell Mark Overmars' Game Maker as his own creation. He also got into trouble with Nintendo for selling ripped Mario Soundtracks. So he started promoting his own toy called "Tedfuzz", which was a green monkey.

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